Friday, November 28, 2008

More Deep Thoughts...from Steven Wright


If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

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